Now I'm gonna stick it deep, deep right up in your ass…
Yea…fuck me you pig, lick the little piece of shit of my dick…

She wants to rock -- I wanna roll
She wants my cock -- And I want her butt hole

Fuckens' ok -- And suckings' good too
But you know its her but -- I really wanna do…

Butt Slut
Up to my balls in shit
Butt Slut
You can't find a tighter fit..

Anal fixation -- It's running through my mind
I reach for the jelly -- I grease her behind

Butt Slut
Up to my balls in shit
Butt Slut
You can't find a tighter fit..

Yea baby, now I'm gonna bring you down
I'm gonna make you fucking squeal, like the lonely fucking pig you are…

I use to like fish -- clams anchovies and tuna
Now I like shit on a dish -- I wish I meet her but sooner

She wants to rock -- I wanna roll
She wants my cock -- And I want her butt hole

Custom tight fit --- better than a glove
Cock smeared with shit, I think I'm in love

Butt Slut
Up to my balls in shit
Butt Slut
You can't find a tighter fit.. (2x)

Butt slut



RETARDED CHICKS

You idiot, you ruined my sonny bono wig…

Everybody fucks hot chicks
And once in a while, you'll fuck a pig or two
But there's one type of girl, you don't wanna miss
She wears a straight jacket
She's covered in piss…

We stick our dicks in retarded chicks, and we shake it all around
We stick our dicks in retarded chicks, till you hear that funky sound…

Bridge (2x) retard sounds…

You can stick it in her ear, she won't mind
You can fuck her in her eye socket, even her behind
She's got shit for brains, cross-eyes
One legs shorter than the other, cum dripping from her thighs
She won't complain, cause she's got no brain
With an IQ of 2, that means she'll fuck you too…

We stick our dicks in retarded chicks, and we shake it all around
We stick our dicks in retarded chicks, till you hear that funky sound…

Lead (2x) retard sounds…I'm not a retard, I'm special…

So you can keep your hot chicks, and those fat pigs too…
I'll keep my mental patient, I'll teach her what to do
I'm a retard fucker, I'll fucker her in her ear
I'm getting a little horny, I'll take a retard and a beer…

We stick our dicks in retarded chicks, and we shake it all around
We stick our dicks in retarded chicks, till you hear that funky sound…



ZIGGY THE MIDGET

Ziggy the midget -- and his 6 foot prick (4x)

Hi I'm Ziggy, I got a wiener the size of Manhattan
I fuck your little sister, up the ass…ha,ha,ha…

Ziggy was a midget, hard up for cunt
But all the girls seen, was Ziggy the runt
Ziggy couldn't get laid, no matter how hard he tried
His balls were so blue, Ziggy could have died,
But what the girls didn't know, is what Ziggy had to hide…

Ziggy the midget -- and his 6 foot prick (4x)

So Ziggy went out, with his long coat
He picked up this bitch, and rammed a burger down her throat
He took the bitch home, pulled out his prick
The bitch almost passed out, she said
"wow, that's a big fucking dick"

So I got my tongue up her ass…

Ziggy the midget -- and his 6 foot prick (4x)

Now Ziggy's a hero, with his 6 foot prick
All the girls love him, because of that dick
So the moral of the story, about Ziggy and his prick
Is you measure a man's value, by the size of his dick…



BLACK LEATHER NUN

O' I'm your nun in black leather, I won't fuck for free
Eternal salvation don't cum for free
Nun in black leather, try me you'll see
God given pussy, the heavenly treat

I use to drink holy water, now I drink rum
I'm a dirty stinking whore, I'm a black leather nun
I use to drink holy water, now I drink rum
Dirty stinking whore, I'm a black leather nun (I said)
…dirty stinking whore, I'm a black leather nun

Hard up for sin, staving for head
Praying to God, spread eagle in bed
With your dick in your hand, lay on my alter of lust
I'll stop for a prayer, but a fuck is a must (I said)
I'll stop for a prayer, but a fuck is a must (Hose bag)

Dirty stinking whore
Dirty stinking whore
Black leather nun (2x)

Garders on her legs, cross on her neck
The girls wanna be her, cause the guys are erect
She's a horny hot whore, sell your soul for fun
I'm off to confession to meet the black leather nun (I said)
I'm off to confession to meet the black leather nun

Dirty stinking whore
Dirty stinking whore
Black leather nun (2x)

I use to drink holy water, now I drink rum
I'm a dirty stinking whore, I'm a black leather nun
I use to drink holy water, now I drink rum
Dirty stinking whore, black leather nun (I said)
…dirty stinking whore, I'm a black leather nun

bridge… Lay it down to me baby…

Dirty stinking whore, black leather nun (I said)
…dirty stinking whore, I'm a black leather nun

Confess this…


TWAT FOT

Suck'en her brains out through her cunt
It didn't smell, but what the fuck
Get'en down and dirty with my tongue inside
Spread those lips and spread'em wide
A sound came out, it blew back my head
It was a twat fot, and it shook the bed

Twat fot in my face, blow my hair back
Twat fot in my face
A-rumbling (rumbling), from her crack…

O' it didn't smell, but it makes a lot of noise
Clit-erol response, from years of sex toys
Fill'en up her abdomen up with air
Naturally blow drying her pussy hair
Cunt flapping, piss flapping, vaginal gas
O' thank god it didn't come from her ass…

Twat fot in my face, blow my hair back
Twat fot in my face
A-rumbling (rumbling), from her crack…

Bridge (2x)
Lead (2x)

Never again will I eat her pie
Her diaphragm nearly knocked out my eye
Should have known better, should have been aware
Should have seen those stains on her underwear

So next time your going down on a chick
You better beware, cause that pussy spits…



EROTIC FACIAL CREAM

It's been building up inside, building up for a long, long time
Now it's time you feel the slim
Such a gundent, gooey whore won't you please be mine

E R O - T I C, here's a little something for you from me
E R O - T I C, erotic facial cream…

I came in your ass, between your tits
Trying to find the best place that it fits
You face is the next place I will try
Cum dripping from your nose and in your eye…

E R O - T I C, here's a little something for you from me
E R O - T I C, erotic facial cream…

High glaze on your face from ejaculation
End product of male masturbation
Wind up my toy, let the cum fly
Lick it up quick until my balls are dry…

E R O - T I C, here's a little something for you from me
E R O - T I C, erotic facial cream…

Here's a token of my affection, to decorate your smiling complexion
There's nothing you can do
My gunk's all over you (2x) It's all over…

E R O - T I C, here's a little something for you from me
E R O - T I C, erotic facial cream…

(Build up…)
E R O - T I C, here's a little something for you from me
E R O - T I C, erotic facial cream…(3x)

Yea… next time I'm gonna shit in your mouth…



MARY

I was working at McDonalds, behind the food
This chick walked in I said (eug) I gotta pound her
I asked her what's her name, she looked back kind of scary
In a sweat voice she said, "Hi I'm Mary"
I said hey Mary, would you like to take a ride
I get off work about a quarter to 5
I through her in my car, I ripped off her skirt
I slide my cock inside and watched the blood squirt…

O' bloody Mary, O' bloody Mary,
Hope it didn't hurt
O' bloody Mary, O' bloody Mary,
Sorry I ripped your skirt (bitch)

Her legs around my neck, my cock deep inside
I didn't stop for nothing, I fucked her side to side
Up and down all around, that's the way it went
I her ass, between her tits until my balls were spent…

Bridge (is that it?)

O' bloody Mary, O' bloody Mary,
Hope it didn't hurt
O' bloody Mary, O' bloody Mary,
Sorry I ripped your skirt (bitch)

Now you're just a whore like the rest
A dirty stink'en whore, your pub's are in a rats nest
No more little girl, no virgin games
O' by the way did I tell you his name?
(I'm crusty egg loaf stubble, the king of porn)
He breaks little girls with his big fat horn…

O' bloody Mary, O' bloody Mary,
Hope it didn't hurt
O' bloody Mary, O' bloody Mary,
Sorry I ripped your skirt (bitch)



FUGGLY

3 hundred pounds as you eat another dish
You can't laid cause your flap smells like fish
You get on the bus, it tilts to one side
You're so freak'en ugly, there's no place to hide

You're fuggly, you're fuggly, fat and ugly
You're fuggly, you're fuggly… fat and ugly…

Warts on your face, pimples on your ass
So much pubic hair, it's lick mowing the grass
Unsightly order, oozing from your crack
And your off to McDonalds for another Big Mac

You're fuggly, you're fuggly, fat and ugly
You're fuggly, you're fuggly… fat and ugly…

I roll you in doe, to find the wet spot
My face between your legs, you blow a wet fot
Now there's (feces) driping from my ears
This is what happens when I drink to many beers

You're fuggly, you're fuggly, fat and ugly
You're fuggly, you're fuggly… but I'm drunk and horny…

Dialog….



HERMAPHRODITE

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the greatest spectator sport in the world.
I'm your host for this evening at hairy palms, and lets get underway…

I'm a hermaphrodite homo lesbian slut
Confused since birth, what organ's what
I got a tree hanging, it swings side to side
A hole covered with hair, that I can't hide
My only normal organ is the hole in my butt
I'm a hermaphrodite homo lesbian slut…

What exactly is a hermaphrodite?
I'm a hermaphrodite homo lesbian slut… (huh?)

So as we stand, let it be known that this is real…

Two holes for one and a cock on the side
Better than the Cyclone, I'm a freak you can ride
I get so confused, I don't know what I am
I love cock inside my cunt, but still I'm a man…
but still I'm a man… (hmmm…)

You've read it in the paper, seen it on the news
A man with a penis having menopause blues
Bleeding from one hole, shitting from another
A full penal erection, I'd like to slap his mother
But you can't blame the bitch
She did the best she can
What she thought she gave birth to was a strong healthy man
She looked a little closer, to see what was what
The only normal organ is the hole in its butt

It's a hermaphrodite homo lesbian slut…(4x)



FAT BLACK CHICKS ON CRACK

Yea baby…I'll suck all your dicks for a dollar honey…

Fat, black, chicks on crack (high on crack) (2x)

Hanging on the corner, cruising the streets
There's a fat black chick, two tons of meat
Her name is Bertha, her friends call her hose
She can suck a watermelon through her nose

Fat, black, chicks on crack (high on crack) (2x)

Another vile of crack, for turning some tricks
That fat black chick, needs her fix
Scummy rotten hose bag, she blows for bucks
She's Bertha the monster, she's to big to fuck…

Fat, black, chicks on crack (high on crack) (2x)

Well if you ever seen Bertha, I know you'll agree
She's got a set of tits, as big as me…
Rolling down the ally, as fat as can be
I saw Bertha rolling straight for me
Flabs of fat flying, meat everywhere
Nothing could stop her, I wouldn't dare
Cause she's a fat black chick high on crack
And once Bertha's got you you'll never go back…

Fat, black, chicks on crack (high on crack) (2x)

Hanging on the corner eating juicy watermelon
My nostril are flaring and my nipples do be swelling
I know I got, a pussy that is smelling
So I'll suck you dick, for a dollar if you're willing

I don't want her you can have her, she's to fat for me (3x)

Fat, black, chicks on crack (high on crack) (2x)

Come on, let's do it to her…



TOILET TRIX

Sitting on the bowl, I open my whole
And out came pieces of a sausage roll
Had nothing to do, I was thinking of you
Can't wait to fill your face with a lump of poo-poo
Because I'm the type, of guy who lokes to find new things to try
And I'm looking for a sleezy chick, who likes to play

Toilet Trix, Toilet Trix
I gotta take a shit
Toilet Trix

I'm gtting dressed
To find a girl, on her I'll make a mess
Maybe a little pissing on her breasts
I'm sure she's hade the rest, but now she's got the best
Yea that's me…

Toilet Trix, Toilet Trix
I gotta take a shit
Toilet Trix

Lock her in the toilet, now she's mine
Just her open mouth and my behind
I squat, over her head to give her my surprise
A chunky corn filled loaf right between the eyes.

Toilet Trix, Toilet Trix
I gotta take a shit
Toilet Trix

Drip, drip, Toilet Trix (4x)



BARNEY RUBBLE AND THE CUNT STUBBLE

Driving in my van down in the parking lot
I picked up this chick, she was looking hot
I grabed her by the hair, I through her on the floor
Fucked her in the ass, she screamed for more (She said)
"Hey, are you the guy in that porno band?"
Yea baby, I'm that man…

Barney Rubble and the Cunt Stubble
We're licking some pussy and we're starting some trouble
Come on girls, show us your stubble
We're Barney Rubble, and the Cunt Stubble

Well I was fucking that chick, on the floor
And in came my stubble brothers right through the door
Now there's four more hard-on's, four more dicks
For that dirty stinking whore, to get her kicks (she said)
"Hey, are you the guys in that porno band?"
Yea baby, we're that band…

Barney Rubble and the Cunt Stubble
We're licking some pussy and we're starting some trouble
Come on girls, show me your stubble
We're Barney Rubble, and the Cunt Stubble

Bridge (6x)

Well there's four stubble dicks flying around
Trying to find a hole of there own to pound
I'm doctor stubble, I got my dick in her cunt
G-money in her mouth trying to pull the same stunt
Mugsy with his cock berried between her tits
Crusty egg loaf stubble went for where she shits…

Hey crusty, (what?), get that lamp shade out of her ass…

Now the girls all covered in a creamy white
The smile on her face, is such a delight
So girls if youe horny and you need a hand
Call the guys in this porno band…

Barney Rubble and the Cunt Stubble
We're licking some pussy and we're starting some trouble
Come on girls, show me your stubble
We're Barney Rubble, and the Cunt Stubble



OPEN LEG HERO

I wish I was your open leg hero
Wish I was going down on you
I wish I was, your open leg hero
Going down….on you.

Maybe another joint, you'll get my point
My some beer, and things'll seem clear
Drink a little beer, get a little high
Then I'll be dancing between your thighs

I wish I was your open leg hero
Wish I was going down on you
I wish I was, your open leg hero
Going down….on you.

Well…maybe another shot, to get you hot
Maybe some wine, you'll start to feel fine
Take off your shirt, slide off your skirt, come on try
Then I'll be dancing between your thighs

wish I was your open leg hero
Wish I was going down on you
I wish I was, your open leg hero
Going down….on you.

How long? (how long?), how long is your hero? (3x)

Smelly pussy don't agree
Masingile douch will set you free
Wa la, la, la, woopy
Cunt stubble, my brothers and me…



OOO AAA SONG

Standing on the corner, outside the girls high school
There's a little honey whore, that makes me drool
I pulled to the side and said, hey you going my way
And over comes the horny girl, looking for a lay
So I flash her a little smile, I tell her a dirty joke
I pull out some liquid Rufinol, and dump it in her coke
Now she's getting a little woozy, her eyes begin to close
I slip off her panties, and insert my hose

Ooo..aaa…aoao…. in you face
Up you ass, in your mouth
Ooo… in you face (4x)